Hallo Ngezi!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your boy. The boy who have been seeing all this but chose to keep quiet for quite a while. Eheka, kutonyarara zvangu sendisingaone asi ndichiona. Sendisingataure asi ndichitaura. Sendisinganzwe asi ndichinzwa. Now that I’ve found my voice, thanks to my new bosses, The Blast for giving me this opportunity to empty the load that I have been carrying for a long time now.
I have seen it all but decided to keep quiet zvangu semwana mudiki but ummm zvange zvavekundiremera or else you guys were just testing me.
Ooh pardon me for keeping you guessing, my apologies ladies and gentlemen. Ini ndinonzi Sparrow, Chimukombras chemuMine. I was born and bred here in Ngezi, kwese kwavenemaCorehouse uko taitomboendako tichinovhima tushiri ikoko. Then we stayed kwataiti kuMauswa uko not kwaveko mazuvano kwaperera mapay nemabonus anababa vedu uko. Yes, our fathers are still going there to quench their sexual thirst ikoko. Kuside kwave necamp yeKW, ehee munokuziva ndiko kwataimbogara ikoko paigadzirwa road yedu iyi.
I have been going through my dairy and cannot even account to the stories I have been putting in blue and now is the time, my bosses have given me the permission to blast whatever needs to be blasted. Isu zvedu hatina maMBL but tinekodzero yekublaster whatever needs to be blasted.
Like I told you, a lot is going on pasi apa. At one point munwe akabatwa mumabande umu achismoocher sele yemwana and wasn’t aware that the camera was capturing. Hanzi blaz vaizofenda everytime muhearing then the ambulance will be called. Zvobva zvatovharana kkkkk, asi yakazopera sei maboss nyaya iyi.
Zvisinei let us delve dip into the one that amazed me today…Roots Roots Roots!!! Yes, Roots is his name. How many times did I call you? Haa wangu uri wakanyanya. Kahide my sausage game unenge wakatokamaster zvekudaro. Some are busy competing on blasting the precious stone but iwe zvako ukutopatsanura muline kwaaaa!!! Why don’t you learn? Ehe!! I’m talking about this Shitboss who is always sleeping around with girls underground.
Copy N3, Copy N3!!! kwaaaa seka zvako Mkombras.
You know him and there is no need to describe him. Anyway let me give you a hint if you insist. Chandinongokuudzai ndechekuti he is tall and dark. He has been going around many mines achidzingirwa nyaya iyoyo yekublaster vana underground, yes, underground guys imagine. We are fighting accidents and some people are busy with hlop hlop while others are busy working.
This guy was fired from many mines because of this game. Hanzi anochifarira chigame ichi zvekuti angatosiya section kuti aende kunonama kkkk. Zvakaoma.
It is said the boss like had a tendency yekunotora mwana kusection then obva oti since you are the one anogona zvemaoils hande unodira mamachines then oenda nemwana onoputitsa masinhi. Mwana anenge akahaka zvake vachiisa grade pamapillar. But mdara usadaro, munhu aribusy kuisa mari pachikwera iwe wakungomudivert just like that nekuti unenge waita nyere kwaaaaa. Haunete here nhaiwe Midsfielder.
It happened a lot of times until one day when the girl’s coworker’s followed and found them playing the hide my sausage game before they ordered the boastful boss to “dzura”, ehe akatonzi chimbodzura mdara titaurirane kkkkk. Akadzura. Hohoooodo seka zvako Mkombras.
This shitboss we are talking about akambomiswa pamberi pecrowd at one point and was supposed to ask for forgiveness to his fellow workers but asked if he was the only one who has the tendency of hiding sausages underground. He refused to apologize in front of his boss and the big crowd which was present during a Safety briefing gathering. Aitoganza baba, he even went on to threaten to let the cat out of the bag about some of his counterparts who have the same behavior of eating the forbidden fruit underground.
Hanzi akaizodzura mdara aona kuti zvadhakwa then nyaya yakazofambiswa until both of them were suspended. Izvezvi vakambozorora zvavo.
Will inform you guys on the developments as it comes.
Allow me to sign off for now, I’m getting this one yablaz who have been taking care of some children who weren’t his own. But vakadzi sei muchidaro so.
Let’s meet in the next chapter. Yahola yaholaa!!!